Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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