In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Randomize
