I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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