I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
