her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He better not be in your backpack
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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