before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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