You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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