just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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