I just cut my nipple shaving
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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