im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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