He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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