fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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