So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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