no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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