I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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