I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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