ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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