your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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