You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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