Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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