she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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