She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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