erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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