Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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