I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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