butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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