Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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