my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It's never too late to be topless.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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