you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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