Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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