You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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