im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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