There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
