were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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