using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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