Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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