I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize