You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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