Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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