just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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