naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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