Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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