you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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