i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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