we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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