so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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