No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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