i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
