Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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