I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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